Summer Job

So, I've been tentatively offered a job for the summer. It's a Jewish camp in Maryland (haha), and I'd start at the beginning of June, and work through July, and most of August. I'd be the "Assistant Director of Drama", which basically means I'm second in command of the whole Theatre shebang up there. It's really good money, and more importantly, it's a guaranteed Director credit for my resume. Unfortunately it'd mean I'd only be home for a week this summer. So, that's where I am now. I have contributed.

Recent Past

More recently...

Magna cum laude and job, job lookey
Don't skip class and don't play hookey.
They fired that teacher you said was kookey.
When I come to see you, I'll bring you a cookie
But not until I finish this bookie.
Stay away from that girl! There'll be no nookie.
Pluck those brows you look like a wookie.

Okay, so I got carried away with the rhyming thing. It happens.

Middle Ages

The middle years...

Raise your hand if you've been in a knife fight
Flying flags from mom's big ....
The night of the Stinky Cheese man
Ta-da and the warning phone calls
Gatlingburg with the Gilfilens
Texas Hold-Em
Pseudo-girlfriend stalker

Early Days

The early years...

Ninja turtles do not have penises.
Santa must not know the rules.
Wow! Fancy skin!
Chocolate volcanoes.
I ran in the church and I killed an old lady!
Non (you remember the hand motion)
Where are all the Barbaras?

In The Beginning

In 1986 a sleepy baby girl who refused to breath like a normal child was born starting us on a journey of half-baked ideas and poorly planned adventures. She was joined by a bouncing (literally) baby brother in 1988 which accelerated the ride and we've been hanging on for dear life ever since. The fracture occurred in the early 90's but we slapped on a band-aid and everyone seems none the worse for wear. Join us on our journey but keep your judgements to yourself. We have enough of our own, thank-you.